Sometimes, odd things happen to you. It could be anything, like some guy you’ve never met offering you a job as a bouncer, but you’re underage. Or it could be something creepy, like some random drunk dude coming out of nowhere and talking at you about things you can’t understand cuz he’s slurring so much. When these things happen, what do you do? Do you just shut up and let these weird things keep happening? No! YOU GET EVEN WEIRDER!!! That, my friends, is how you do it! As you talk, slide closer to the person steadily until they move, all the while widening your eyes and flaring your nostrils!! If you’re in a crowded room, start talking loudly at the people in general, whilst making firm unbreaking eye contact with any random person while smiling creepily. This is definitely how you get people to leave you alone! On another unrelated subject, band practice went well yesterday. We auditioned a new bassist, and he’s going to talk things over with his other band. We also recorded a teaser for the title song of our upcoming E.P. Ashes To Ashes, and I can’t wait until we put vocals in it! Peace to all your faces! http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_12584260 Here’s that song!